I WEIGH 99 POUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!
So I stepped off, then on again. Stepped off, got on again, slowly. Stepped off, got on again, quickly. Stepped off, moved the scale, got on again. (You know the drill well, I have no doubt.) It's official! Yes, it's my first-thing-in-the-morning-completely-nekkid-all-jewelry-off-except-my-wedding-band-dehydrated-from-overnight weight, but you know what? I'll take it. Oh, yes indeedy.
*Small picks up scale and cradles it tenderly against her chest like it is an infant*
Nota bene: O in the name of all that is holy, Small, do NOT SCREW THIS UP!!!! Please. I beseech you. This does not give you license to go stark-raving batshit and eat half the universe. Really. You have to trust me on this one.
And: in other wonderful news, I arrived home after an overnight trip and waiting for me was a package from the lovely Lou!!!!
It was full of goodies...music CDs and lovely bracelets and a pedometer! And a recipe book with dishes made with Coca-Cola, which made me laugh and laugh and laugh laugh laugh!!! Thanks, Lou, you are a sweetheart! I <3 the goodies and I <3 you!!!!
I don't know how to turn this picture on its side so you'll have to turn your laptop :p
